Buzzed

Saw that Bee Movie.
Had more fun watching Erik
play with his iPhone.

Foul

A turducken is:
Chicken in duck, in turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving.

3 times in the last 4 days (I have Sundays off)

Nursing home near work.
Ambulance outside daily.
Won't grow old in there.

Guy says, "I'm a scoundrel for what I've done."

Guy bets he'll bed me.
My life's a John Hughes movie.
Guy loses wager.

Plans have changed

Boyfriend from New York
should have been here this weekend.
My bed's still empty.

To here knows when

New concept for blog.
You're smart, you'll figure it out.
Expect more updates.

Movies in real life

I've been seeing ads for this movie, Dan in Real Life, and although it's not a movie I was going to rush out and see, I like Steve Carell, and for that I wouldn't mind checking it out. At least Netflixing it. Then today I saw a new ad for it that mentioned not only Steve Carrell, but Dane Cook too. I can't stand Dane Cook. Can Steve Carrell cancel out Dane Cook? I'm pretty sure then it would be a movie I wouldn't want to see. And people better not tell me it's a great, must see the way they did with Knocked Up. I finally got around to seeing it, and I can't think of one thing I liked about it. Seriously. I don't want to laugh at that kind of situation. I don't want to watch a movie about that kind of situation.