Saint-Ex is the place for the drink to melt your face

A drink called "Lost Week."
Absinthe and Elderflower
Not worth thirteen bucks.

More than a feeling

In Rock Band, like life,
I play bass. But, who knew I
could belt out Boston?

Chapped lips

Remember not to
use Burt's Bees when kissing a
guy who'd die if stung.

Buzzed

Saw that Bee Movie.
Had more fun watching Erik
play with his iPhone.

Foul

A turducken is:
Chicken in duck, in turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving.

3 times in the last 4 days (I have Sundays off)

Nursing home near work.
Ambulance outside daily.
Won't grow old in there.

Guy says, "I'm a scoundrel for what I've done."

Guy bets he'll bed me.
My life's a John Hughes movie.
Guy loses wager.