2nd amendment wins in DC

Handguns are legal.
First time since the Seventies.
Won't be mugged with knife.

So much for that great idea.

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For 6 months starting now.

Everyone but me.
Is getting laid with someone.
I am celibate.

Since there's no universal health care... Yet.

Finally, I'm insured!
Now I can be dangerous
and not have big bills.