Chapped lips

Remember not to
use Burt's Bees when kissing a
guy who'd die if stung.

Buzzed

Saw that Bee Movie.
Had more fun watching Erik
play with his iPhone.

Foul

A turducken is:
Chicken in duck, in turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving.

3 times in the last 4 days (I have Sundays off)

Nursing home near work.
Ambulance outside daily.
Won't grow old in there.

Guy says, "I'm a scoundrel for what I've done."

Guy bets he'll bed me.
My life's a John Hughes movie.
Guy loses wager.

Plans have changed

Boyfriend from New York
should have been here this weekend.
My bed's still empty.

To here knows when

New concept for blog.
You're smart, you'll figure it out.
Expect more updates.