Biology 101

C: my sea monkeys are not doing as good as i hoped

me: How so?

C: i think i got all males, and they are not reproducing

me: Oh, you expected them to breed?

C: yea, i ordered some love mating powder
C: sea monkey aphrodisiac, but it obviously wont work if they are all males
C: lest we want to have a gay orgy and ass babies

I never did mind about the little things

I love Wikipediaing random stuff, like mathematicians who committed suicide and secret societies.

Today I looked up Enrique Iglesias on a whim and the ONLY reason I mention it is because of something someone wrote about him in information about his personal life. A citation is definitely needed for this "fact."

Iglesias has been linked to rumors of romantic relationships with a number of women: the Miss Universe Alicia Machado; the model/actress and Miami resident Sofia Vergara; the pop singer Christina Aguilera; and the actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. More recently, he has reputedly been dating the Russian tennis player, Anna Kournikova for a number of years. Iglesias reportedly has a very small penis.